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Language: English
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 26.92 MB
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The author of the book: Michael Hyde
Edition: Louis Braille Audio
Date of issue: January 1st 2000
ISBN: 0732022983
ISBN 13: 9780732022983
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Reader ratings: 7.1

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Probably the most spastic thing I have ever read. Ever.

Madison, a normal teenage girl, meets a fly, (Oliver) in her coffee mug. It's love at first sight!

When she tells her parents about him though, they jump to conclusions. (Can't imagine why?!?) Especially after Madison mentions the fly has a tattoo.

On his bottom

Of a horse.

Then, Madison announces that Oliver and her are sleeping in the same room. Her poor Mother thinks "there might be hanky panky."



I READ THIS WHEN I WAS TEN. Do you know how emotionally disturbed a ten year old can become after reading about a fly and a human girl who are not only romantically involved… but who might be having "hanky panky" ?!?!




WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?

Anyway, after a lot of arguing and what not, her badass Granny tries to kill the fly, but doesn't get that far because Oprah Winfrey rings to invite Madison to appear on her show!

Madison's Mum is suddenly all for her daughters fly-fling and is even supportive of her when Madison announces their engagement.


However, this incredibly romantic and suspenseful love story comes to an end *sobs* when the fly meets a "sexy white mare" - Samantha, at the couples wedding reception and Oliver asks Madison for a divorce. The fly tells his wife not to take it personally, it's because "Samantha smells better."

I guess that explains the horse tattoo.


Anyway, she recovers quickly and finds herself a new boyfriend.
A SNAIL.



This books was the biggest facepalm of all facepalms. I tried to laugh, I really did. But I'm still just way too emotionally scarred from the thought of a human girl and a fly… and hanky panky.

I think I'll just stay in the safe zone for a while and go read some Margaret Clarke...


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